General Info
Current Mood:
Curious, Yellow
Listening To:
"Public Image" by Public Image, Ltd.
Reading:
How to Survive a Horror Movie by Me
Watching:
The Shining (1980)
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About the author
Can I ask you a question? Why are you reading this? I mean, it's not like I'm Wesley Snipes or something. The Wesley Snipes of the Internet, maybe. But the ass-kicking Passenger 57 Wesley Snipes? Hell…at best, I'm like Passenger 52.
Still, if you insist on knowing more, I'll tell you three true things about Seth Grahame-Smith:
- His favorite item on the Bennigan's menu is the Monte Cristo.
- He used to have a dog, but it died.
- He spends more than half his time obsessing about other people's success.
That's about as personal as I'm willing to get at this point.
I wrote a book. And for some reason, CBS handed me a big pile of money to turn it into a series of campy training films. By "campy," I mean, "campy," and by "big pile of money," I mean "much bigger than they ever intended it to be." But it was worth it, since my BFFs and I got to spend a few weeks flying in biplanes, playing on spaceships, burning robot dolls and chasing scantily-clad girls around with knives. All in all, not a bad summer. Britney Spears probably wishes she had a summer like that.
Anyway, I hope you enjoy these eighteen brief distractions from the real horrors of life.
-- Passenger 52
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